"Getting yourself into the shoes of others will make you get a free flying-kick from the respective owner of the shoes."
"Those who fail to learn from history are condemn to repeat the history exam paper."
"Which is true, a half-empty glass or a half-full glass? Just gimme that *ucking glass of water! Only a fool will ponder upon that silly-arse question."
"Politicians are like diapers. They both need changing regularly and for the same reason."
*the author felt better after being sarcastically sarcastic. Don't bother to read if you are closed-minded.